i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
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i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
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cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
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what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
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